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Updates in Passive Aggression

25 Jul

I have declared a tentative victory in the Rotten Dog Smell Summit of 2011. Neighbor crumpled my severely funny note and threw it in front of my door (so mindful of my record keeping efforts, neighbor!) and the foyer smelled suspiciously delightful. I take his Febreezing as an admission of guilt, which some cranky and not fun people might point out won’t hold up in court. But I don’t want to go to court. I want what everyone wants: to be right about the good things, and wrong about the bad ones.