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These Kids Are Wimps

6 Sep

In honor of my favorite five-year-old starting kindergarten today, here is one of my favorite kindermemories. And for the record, I am still this bad ass. Also, holy shit Michigan accent.

Memory

10 Aug

I fell asleep on you, on Chris’s couch. I was in between consciousness and not, and you kept saying, “You don’t hit women.” I drooled on you. You said it was okay. Then I woke up for real and someone drove me home.