Tag Archives: why

Too Bad You Don’t Have Any Kids

8 Aug

Ever been on a date with a guy with fleas? I have!

Taking Myself Off the Market

29 Jul

This one is for the laaaaaaadies. And I guess, anyone who has ever gone on a date with a redheaded dickfarm who plays clarinet and doesn’t like tattoos EVEN THOUGH I CLEARLY HAVE TATTOOS.